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The Dirty Daiquiri

Drive-thru daiquiris and a patio on North Main. Official hours on dirtydaiquiri.com.

Closed· Verified Sep 2026

The Dirty Daiquiri

Photo: Jim Evans · CC BY-SA 4.0

2007 North Main. Frozen drinks, a drive-thru, a patio — the drink listing Baytown was missing while we catalogued restaurants. Their site posts the hours we use: closed Monday, Tuesday–Thursday 3–10, Friday–Saturday noon–11, Sunday noon–10. Phone (832) 572-6267.

Happy hour is every hour, they say. We will not argue with the machine. This is not a dinner. It is a daiquiri.

  • daiquiris
  • drive-thru
  • patio

Order this

Wedding cake daiquiri if you are committing. Something with rum if you are not.

Local tip. Drive-thru is easy to miss-enter. Patio if you wanted to stay.

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